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April 18, 2003 - 12:35 p.m.

Easter

As we all know, this is the time of Easter.

History tells us that Easter dates back to the year 0. It is a joyous time of year. As you may recall, this all started when the Easter Bunny was trapped in a cave. I think Santa and Cupid did it because they were jealous.

Anyhow, the Easter Bunny managed to get himself unstuck by rolling a huge stone out of the way of the doorway. I don't know how huge the stone was, how big can it be? He's only a little rabbit for God's sake!

Anyhoo he emerged from the cave and saw his shadow. We had six more weeks of spring.

JohnnieV

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