Whoa! Didja get the numbers off that truck?!?January 26, 2007 - 4:32 p.m. AssholesI got anal today. It was a lifesaver. And afterwards, I got to fart as much as I wanted. I'll find out next week if it has any cooties in it. Probably not. Your probably thinking "Johnniev? 3 colonoscopies and you're a mere half century old? The deck's stacked against me, my uncle got it in his 40's. My dad had his. So far I'm 2 for 1, 2 polyps in three visits. The doc likes that lame mid to late 70's pop music, outside of that it was a pleasant procedure. If it weren't for that whole "we're shoving a camera with a knife up your butt" thing, it would be as routine as getting your teeth cleaned. And the buzz was first class, as usual. Current Terr Alert Level OMG, She's agonna blow! |
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