Whoa! Didja get the numbers off that truck?!?

June 22, 2006 - 8:51 p.m.

A funny thing happened on the way to the airport

My it's been a busy month. So far I've managed to:

• Pick up my oldest friend (in duration, not years) at the Greyhound bus station in downtown Chicago
• Go to see Johnny Winter at the House of Blues in a disturbingly smoke-free environment
• Get threatened by a guard at aforementioned establishment about my spy camera action
• See Southern Culture On The Skids at FitzGeralds (a must see!)
• Counsel my oldest friend on the woman who is sucking the life out of him
• Feel confident he'd listened to me this time
• Drive back to Findlay Ohio to discover that the images I held were the same, only the surroundings had changed
• Meet a girl I dated when I was 20, now an employee at the McDonalds near my high school
• Give her a piece of history she'll never forget... me after 30 years
• Discover that many things are still recognizable but still different
• Grow angry when calling the oldest friend and hear the life-sucker-outter answer
• Recite The Drunks Prayer and feel a lot better
• Burst with pride watching Son1 finish school (with a 3.46)

Acres of forehead, and a cute girl

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