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December 27, 2001 - 9:58 p.m.

I guarantee it

I have to look the part. The last suit I bought was in 1993 at J Riggins, which is like the Wal Mart of clothing stores. Theyíre barely adequate and they donít tailor the suits. What good are they?

Today I went here. Because of course I donít cut my own hair, I donít mount my own tires and I donít do surgery on myself. There are times when you get help on decisions you donít know much about. I admit, I am a fashion knucklehead.

The commercials are right on. They treat you like royalty there. I picked out two charcoal gray suits with the help of my new friend Antonio and got them tailored. Plus I needed a topcoat to protect me from these cold prairie winds. While I was getting out of those pants and back into my comfy jeans, Antonio and Maurice were putting together combinations of shirts and ties to go with my new suit jackets. They had it all set up on a display table. They have good taste, I never would have thought of all that stuff. I was so impressed I got three shirt and tie combos. Plus it was all on sale.

I look damn good, people.







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