Whoa! Didja get the numbers off that truck?!?


October 14, 2001 - 8:43 a.m.

Here's a piece of advice for all of you folks out there with small children.

Keep them small. Don't let them grow up.

They'll grow up to be teenagers and learn to hate you. They'll defy your rules, they'll tell you to fuck off, when you remind them of the rules, they'll hang up on you when you call them at 1 AM asking why they didn't come home at midnight.

They'll reach right in your chest, rip your heart out and throw it on the lawn and watch with a bitter smile as the dogs growl at each other as they fight over it.

Then they'll leave with their friends.





the last one -*- the next one


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